LYRICS

TOO COLD BLUES

Words and music by Idlewilde

WELL I'M SITTIN' IN MY CHAIR

DRINKING UP MY BEER

WELL MY BELLIES GETTING TIGHT

THE TIME IS NEAR

MY BABY'S IN THE BATHROOM 

SHE'S BEEN THERE ALL NIGHT

YEAH, SHE'S STILL PISSED OFF

FROM OUR LAST BIG FIGHT

GOOD GOD I'M DESPERATE

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO TONIGHT

 

I'M LOOKING ALL AROUND 

FOR A PLACE TO GO

THOUGHT I'D GO OUTDOORS

AND MAKE A LITTLE YELLOW SNOW

OPENED THE DOOR 

THE WIND BLEW ME BACK

NO THERE AIN'T NO WAY

I'M EXPOSING MY JACK

WISH I'D NEVER DRUNK THAT SECOND BUD SIX PACK

 

I'M JUMPING UP AND DOWN

CROSSING MY KNEES

I'M BEGGING FOR A PLACE 

JUST TO TAKE A PEE

IT'S TEN BELOW

THERE'S SIX FEET OF SNOW

AND IT'S THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO HAVE FREEZE

 

IT'S JUST TOO COLD                   <<JUST TOO COLD>>

YEAH IT'S JUST TOO COLD         <<TOO DAMN COLD>>

AH, IT'S JUST TOO COLD            <<JUST TOO COLD>>

LORD IT'S JUST TOO COLD         <<TOO DAMN COLD>>

IT'S JUST TOO COLD

TO PISS OUTSIDE

 

YOU GOT YOUR ELJER AND YOUR TOTO

THEY MAKE 'EM FOR YOU

AMERICAN STANDARD AND KOHLER TOO

THE WAY I'M FEELING

LORD I'M TURNING BLUE

EVEN OL' GROUNDPA'S OL' OUTHOUSE WILL DO

 

I'M BANGIN' ON THE DOOR

THE TIME HAS COME

MY BABY CALLS OUT,

"I'M ALMOST DONE!"

SWEAT POORS DOWN MY FACE

I FALL ON ONE KNEE

MY EYES ABOUT THE COLOR

OF THE YELLOW SEA

OH MY GOD, LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME

(OH THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YOU BABY)

 

IT'S JUST TOO COLD                   <<JUST TOO COLD>>

YEAH IT'S JUST TOO COLD         <<TOO DAMN COLD>>

AH, IT'S JUST TOO COLD            <<JUST TOO COLD>>

LORD IT'S JUST TOO COLD         <<TOO DAMN COLD>>

IT'S JUST TOO COLD

TO PISS OUTSIDE

 

OH MY LORD - WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW BABY

 

IT'S JUST TOO COLD                                         <<JUST TOO COLD>>

NO IT'S JUST TOO COLD                                   <<TOO DAMN COLD>>

LORD IT'S JUST TOO COLD                                <<JUST TOO COLD>>

DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S JUST TOO COLD BABY <<TOO DAMN COLD>>

IT'S JUST TOO COLD

TO PISS OUTSIDE

 

 

IDLEWILDE

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